actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: punkgirltrainer)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

faabulous:

foreign languages are all fun and games UNTIL IT COMES TO IRREGULARS AND CONJUGATION

(Source: vanivens)

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

laughinqftw:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.

two-four-six-oh-so-done:

I love how our parents always feel the need to compare their lives to ours when they were our age yet they can’t comprehend how our lives are much more pressured and grades-centered than theirs were.